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Post by doctork on Jun 16, 2013 10:12:44 GMT -5
Pretty funny. Borrowed from FT:
Dogs Eat Homework in DC.
Ambassador Rice: "Well, they told me it was a video. Maybe I should have read a few more emails, but then I was in a rush to run the scam on 5 TV shows."
Director of National Intelligence Clapper: "Senator, we don't do that sort of thing wittingly. But then, over in the Unwitting Department our excesses are legend."
IRS Department Head Lerner: "There were these two rogue agents over in Cincinnati, see, but I'm taking the 5th anyway.
State Department spokesperson: "Unlike the Secret Service, our protective detail never visits whorehouses. We have no lecherous ambassadors on the rolls, and haven't had one since Ben Franklin who preferred older women and didn't need to pay for it."
FBI Director Mueller: "Congressman, I don't know how many agents are working on that, and I sure don't know who is in charge. Obviously, I'm not."
Attorney General: Holder "I don't know anything about prosecuting reporters. We just don't do that sort of thing, but now and again may try to scare them into thinking so. Next thing you know, you'll be suggesting that we provided bad guys with guns and ammo so they may shoot our employees and occasional bystanders."
Dogs Eat Homework in DC.
Ambassador Rice: "Well, they told me it was a video. Maybe I should have read a few more emails, but then I was in a rush to run the scam on 5 TV shows."
Director of National Intelligence Clapper: "Senator, we don't do that sort of thing wittingly. But then, over in the Unwitting Department our excesses are legend."
IRS Department Head Lerner: "There were these two rogue agents over in Cincinnati, see, but I'm taking the 5th anyway.
State Department spokesperson: "Unlike the Secret Service, our protective detail never visits whorehouses. We have no lecherous ambassadors on the rolls, and haven't had one since Ben Franklin who preferred older women and didn't need to pay for it."
FBI Director Mueller: "Congressman, I don't know how many agents are working on that, and I sure don't know who is in charge. Obviously, I'm not."
Attorney General: Holder "I don't know anything about prosecuting reporters. We just don't do that sort of thing, but now and again may try to scare them into thinking so. Next thing you know, you'll be suggesting that we provided bad guys with guns and ammo so they may shoot our employees and occasional bystanders."
