Post by michael on Dec 6, 2007 6:07:13 GMT -5
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A weird, graphically incomprehensible stupid tattoo on my backside just above my butt!
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Two tongue studs and, and A weird, graphically incomprehensible stupid tattoo on my backside just above my butt!
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Three job application rejections..., Two tongue studs, and A weird, graphically incomprehensible stupid tattoo on my backside just above my butt!
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Four eviction notices! Three job application rejections..., Two tongue studs, and A weird, graphically incomprehensible stupid tattoo on my backside just above my butt!
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Five cans of beer... Four eviction notices! Three job application rejections..., Two tongue studs, and A weird, graphically incomprehensible stupid tattoo on my backside just above my butt!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Six joints rolled in good paper (woot!) Five cans of beer... Four eviction notices! Three job application rejections..., Two tongue studs, and A weird, graphically incomprehensible stupid tattoo on my backside just above my butt!
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Seven words in a complete sentence (that actually made some sense), Six joints rolled in good paper (woot!) Five cans of beer... Four eviction notices! Three job application rejections..., Two tongue studs, and A weird, graphically incomprehensible stupid tattoo on my backside just above my butt!
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Eight love beads that were passed down to her from a stranger visiting her mother (who was called uncle Joe), Seven words in a complete sentence (that actually made some sense), Six joints rolled in good paper (woot!) Five cans of beer... Four eviction notices! Three job application rejections..., Two tongue studs, and A weird, graphically incomprehensible stupid tattoo on my backside just above my butt!
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Nine inch nails! Eight love beads that were passed down to her from a stranger visiting her mother (who was called uncle Joe), Seven words in a complete sentence (that actually made some sense), Six joints rolled in good paper (woot!) Five cans of beer... Four eviction notices! Three job application rejections..., Two tongue studs, and A weird, graphically incomprehensible stupid tattoo on my backside just above my butt!
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Ten reasons to join a cult who's soul purpose in life was doing nothing productive, Nine inch nails! Eight love beads that were passed down to her from a stranger visiting her mother (who was called uncle Joe), Seven words in a complete sentence (that actually made some sense), Six joints rolled in good paper (woot!) Five cans of beer... Four eviction notices! Three job application rejections..., Two tongue studs, and A weird, graphically incomprehensible stupid tattoo on my backside just above my butt!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Eleven quick ways to heaven (by product of the cult thing), Ten reasons to join a cult who's soul purpose in life was doing nothing productive, Nine inch nails! Eight love beads that were passed down to her from a stranger visiting her mother (who was called uncle Joe), Seven words in a complete sentence (that actually made some sense), Six joints rolled in good paper (woot!) Five cans of beer... Four eviction notices! Three job application rejections..., Two tongue studs, and A weird, graphically incomprehensible stupid tattoo on my backside just above my butt!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Twelve karma points!!! (finally, something I can use), Eleven quick ways to heaven (by product of the cult thing), Ten reasons to join a cult who's soul purpose in life was doing nothing productive, Nine inch nails! Eight love beads that were passed down to her from a stranger visiting her mother (who was called uncle Joe), Seven words in a complete sentence (that actually made some sense), Six joints rolled in good paper (woot!) Five cans of beer... Four eviction notices! Three job application rejections..., Two tongue studs, and A weird, graphically incomprehensible stupid tattoo on my backside just above my butt!
Happy Holidays!
Mike
A weird, graphically incomprehensible stupid tattoo on my backside just above my butt!
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Two tongue studs and, and A weird, graphically incomprehensible stupid tattoo on my backside just above my butt!
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Three job application rejections..., Two tongue studs, and A weird, graphically incomprehensible stupid tattoo on my backside just above my butt!
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Four eviction notices! Three job application rejections..., Two tongue studs, and A weird, graphically incomprehensible stupid tattoo on my backside just above my butt!
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Five cans of beer... Four eviction notices! Three job application rejections..., Two tongue studs, and A weird, graphically incomprehensible stupid tattoo on my backside just above my butt!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Six joints rolled in good paper (woot!) Five cans of beer... Four eviction notices! Three job application rejections..., Two tongue studs, and A weird, graphically incomprehensible stupid tattoo on my backside just above my butt!
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Seven words in a complete sentence (that actually made some sense), Six joints rolled in good paper (woot!) Five cans of beer... Four eviction notices! Three job application rejections..., Two tongue studs, and A weird, graphically incomprehensible stupid tattoo on my backside just above my butt!
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Eight love beads that were passed down to her from a stranger visiting her mother (who was called uncle Joe), Seven words in a complete sentence (that actually made some sense), Six joints rolled in good paper (woot!) Five cans of beer... Four eviction notices! Three job application rejections..., Two tongue studs, and A weird, graphically incomprehensible stupid tattoo on my backside just above my butt!
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Nine inch nails! Eight love beads that were passed down to her from a stranger visiting her mother (who was called uncle Joe), Seven words in a complete sentence (that actually made some sense), Six joints rolled in good paper (woot!) Five cans of beer... Four eviction notices! Three job application rejections..., Two tongue studs, and A weird, graphically incomprehensible stupid tattoo on my backside just above my butt!
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Ten reasons to join a cult who's soul purpose in life was doing nothing productive, Nine inch nails! Eight love beads that were passed down to her from a stranger visiting her mother (who was called uncle Joe), Seven words in a complete sentence (that actually made some sense), Six joints rolled in good paper (woot!) Five cans of beer... Four eviction notices! Three job application rejections..., Two tongue studs, and A weird, graphically incomprehensible stupid tattoo on my backside just above my butt!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Eleven quick ways to heaven (by product of the cult thing), Ten reasons to join a cult who's soul purpose in life was doing nothing productive, Nine inch nails! Eight love beads that were passed down to her from a stranger visiting her mother (who was called uncle Joe), Seven words in a complete sentence (that actually made some sense), Six joints rolled in good paper (woot!) Five cans of beer... Four eviction notices! Three job application rejections..., Two tongue studs, and A weird, graphically incomprehensible stupid tattoo on my backside just above my butt!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Twelve karma points!!! (finally, something I can use), Eleven quick ways to heaven (by product of the cult thing), Ten reasons to join a cult who's soul purpose in life was doing nothing productive, Nine inch nails! Eight love beads that were passed down to her from a stranger visiting her mother (who was called uncle Joe), Seven words in a complete sentence (that actually made some sense), Six joints rolled in good paper (woot!) Five cans of beer... Four eviction notices! Three job application rejections..., Two tongue studs, and A weird, graphically incomprehensible stupid tattoo on my backside just above my butt!
Happy Holidays!
Mike
Dopey Member
