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Post by Brit on Sept 25, 2007 12:51:19 GMT -5
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me either, just *** off and leave me alone.
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Post by Brit on Sept 26, 2007 13:03:37 GMT -5
The journey of a thousand miles always begins with a broken fan belt and flat tyre.
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Post by joew on Sept 26, 2007 13:48:47 GMT -5
Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in his shoes.
That way, when you criticize him, you'll be a mile away and you'll have his shoes.
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Post by michael on Sept 26, 2007 17:11:30 GMT -5
This one has been relevant to my life.
“When the student is ready, the teacher will appear”
Mike
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Post by slb2 on Sept 26, 2007 17:26:38 GMT -5
I'll try to step in time wid y'all, but I'm not sure I know this dance.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
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Post by joew on Sept 26, 2007 21:10:19 GMT -5
It is always darkest just before the dawn, so that's the best time to steal your neighbor's newspaper.
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Post by SeattleDan on Sept 26, 2007 21:20:33 GMT -5
So that's why my paper keeps disappearing. But, joew, I hadn't pegged you as a NY Times reader!
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Post by joew on Sept 26, 2007 21:26:21 GMT -5
The mystery is only partially resolved, SD. Although we are neighbors in the sense of "Love thy n. as thyself," we do not dwell in such proximity as to render such a theft on my part feasible. No, it is a nearer neighbor, I fear, who purloins your paper. Besides, I'm not a Times reader, so you were correct to leave me unpegged.
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Post by joew on Sept 26, 2007 21:31:39 GMT -5
And remember, he who laughs last isn't the brightest proverbial bulb on the figurative Christmas tree.
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Post by Brit on Sept 27, 2007 12:28:21 GMT -5
Sex is like air.
It only becomes really important when you aren't getting any.
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Post by Brit on Sept 28, 2007 12:17:31 GMT -5
Remember, no one is listening until you fart.
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Post by Brit on Sept 29, 2007 16:35:24 GMT -5
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
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Post by Brit on Sept 30, 2007 4:23:46 GMT -5
Never forget you are unique, like everyone else.
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Post by michael on Sept 30, 2007 6:31:28 GMT -5
Practice, practice, practice... that's what it takes to get Karma right, the first time!
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Post by joew on Sept 30, 2007 19:13:57 GMT -5
Brit, I'm beginning to think that michael is uniquer than us.
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Post by Brit on Oct 1, 2007 12:35:30 GMT -5
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
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Post by Brit on Oct 1, 2007 13:46:26 GMT -5
Teenagers weren't invented until the 1960's.
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Post by joew on Oct 1, 2007 16:47:01 GMT -5
You always hurt the one you run over with your car.
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Post by Brit on Oct 2, 2007 13:22:55 GMT -5
If at first you don't succeed, avoid skydiving.
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Post by Brit on Oct 5, 2007 14:46:17 GMT -5
Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment.
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Post by joew on Oct 5, 2007 16:54:27 GMT -5
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Clapping what?
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Post by Brit on Oct 6, 2007 4:12:24 GMT -5
There are two theories about how to win an argument with a woman.
Neither of them works.
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Post by Seattle Taz on Oct 6, 2007 20:21:26 GMT -5
He who laughs, lasts.
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Post by joew on Oct 6, 2007 22:17:33 GMT -5
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, and you're dead meat.
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Post by Brit on Oct 7, 2007 5:38:51 GMT -5
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
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Post by michael on Oct 7, 2007 6:17:08 GMT -5
The life of the party, has no life.
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Post by Brit on Oct 12, 2007 13:46:35 GMT -5
Generally speaking, if your lips are moving, you aren't learning much.
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Post by Brit on Oct 13, 2007 15:20:18 GMT -5
Never miss a good chance to keep your mouth shut.
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Post by Brit on Oct 15, 2007 13:00:57 GMT -5
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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Post by joew on Oct 15, 2007 13:15:55 GMT -5
A penny saved is nearly worthless.
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