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Post by booklady on Jan 25, 2007 18:01:11 GMT -5
Burping?
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Post by scotbrit on Jan 25, 2007 18:16:26 GMT -5
Something like that.
I'm breaking my teetolalism for one night and one night only to honour the greatest poet who ever lived.
Robert Burns
I simply couldn't reconcile toasting Rabbie in orange squash.
My hero and mentor.
Lang may yur lum reek laddie.
And with that, goodnight!
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Post by booklady on Jan 25, 2007 18:28:21 GMT -5
G'night, Brit. Sorry I missed the party.
Joe was right when he predicted that Jan. 25th would be the day to get past.
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Post by mike on Jan 26, 2007 5:14:18 GMT -5
I am impressed! I look at this, and I hear organs playing. Mike
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Post by slb2 on Jan 26, 2007 12:22:55 GMT -5
I thought it was referring to the double-head-bang that anja mentioned elsewhere.
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Post by brutus on Jan 26, 2007 12:33:04 GMT -5
I thought it was referring to the double-head-bang that anja mentioned elsewhere.
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Post by rogesgallery on Jan 26, 2007 13:53:04 GMT -5
I just want to throw this out there and see if anyone has any credible insight.
First, lets assume there is 'A' heaven. As unlikely as it sounds there just might be. Second, if I end up there. Equally if not doubly unlikely.
Will Saint Peter (no relation to the principle Peter) be using my Email and computer history as evidence in my judgement? Or was the computer introduced as an instrument for aiding the out-sourcing of judgement day to Saints of lesser omniscience; Cloud 9 perhaps?
Which would constitute a sin: Just opening the Free Young Co-eds email or would you actually have to click on the link? Would a Saint of lesser omniscience be able to determine if you were fibbing if you said you accidentally opened the Free Young Co-eds spam-mail?
I realize this is a stupid question but I've been needing to get it out and this seemed the place for it. So while I'm here I might as well pose this: could penis enlargement spam be a Chinese plot to make American men feel inferior? Do black men recieve penis enlargement spam? Will this spam stop if I reply to these emails with photographic proof that their product would be redundant. Do women get Astringent spam?
Since I'm on the subject of spam - Does viagra come with a warning against taking it if you're on call? Especially if you're a counselor at a rape crisis clinic! What if you take it only to find your partner isn't in the mood, or worse yet that You are not really in the mood.
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Post by liriodendron on Jan 26, 2007 14:00:51 GMT -5
Roges,
I believe simply lusting after the Free Young Co-eds in your heart constitutes a sin. Ask Jimmy Carter.
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Post by rogesgallery on Jan 26, 2007 14:09:56 GMT -5
One more question. Do women get the same thing men get from viagra? If so that aint fair!
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Post by mike on Jan 26, 2007 14:17:20 GMT -5
The head bangers ball... what more can one say?
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Post by rogesgallery on Jan 26, 2007 18:02:51 GMT -5
As I implied liriomydeario, if there is 'A' heaven I'll definately be strip searched and likely quarentined at the gate.
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Post by booklady on Jan 26, 2007 18:21:20 GMT -5
What about "B" heaven?
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Post by Trusty on Jan 26, 2007 18:27:44 GMT -5
Penis Enlargement email notices = sperm mail
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Post by rogesgallery on Jan 26, 2007 19:10:52 GMT -5
I'd settle for C or D heaven Booky, over Oh..Hell that is if.....
Trusty my man. The sperm mail acompanied by the sperm wail, eh. Nice Digs!! Thanks for the refugee camp for the scattered clan of the chatterbox.
Nice view. Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right. Here I'll pen (snuck in a pencil or two) . Here I'll pen, (snuck in a pencil or two).
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Post by booklady on Jan 26, 2007 19:26:47 GMT -5
Be careful what you vote for, Roges. See the Joke thread for details. I don't even recall the stupid question at the head of this thread.
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Post by scotbrit on Jan 26, 2007 19:50:45 GMT -5
Pencil sharpening.
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Post by booklady on Jan 26, 2007 19:54:23 GMT -5
From pencil sharpening to head banging and sperm mail? And GK thought we were inbred dummies?
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Post by rogesgallery on Jan 26, 2007 19:59:53 GMT -5
What! I thought this was a thread dedicated to the stoopid questions that get stuck in cerebrum with no where to go. Oops
Pencil sharpeners are disposable like all other gadgets. The little twisty ones are made to sharpen 1 small box of crayons or 1 pencil. The problem is likely your modern "pencil pine" pencils liriomydeario. I don't think they are made to be sharpened. If you can take the pencil between the thumbs and forefinger of both hands and bend it to the shape of a banana it is pencil pine. If you have done this you will never sharpen it again without breaking the lead. As scandalous as capitalism itself isn't it.
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Post by rogesgallery on Jan 26, 2007 20:03:10 GMT -5
Gk called us inbred? Well that must be why his books are like Thorazine to me.
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Post by rogesgallery on Jan 26, 2007 20:08:27 GMT -5
We were almost nose to nose Booky. Separated by a mere 4 minutes.
I Am...A slow typer
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Post by booklady on Jan 26, 2007 20:13:12 GMT -5
Here's a nose-to-nose for ya, Roges.
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Post by booklady on Jan 26, 2007 20:15:02 GMT -5
I will let slb have the pencil bent to the shape of the banana response.
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Post by rogesgallery on Jan 26, 2007 20:22:26 GMT -5
Yip Yippie.
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Post by rogesgallery on Jan 26, 2007 20:24:40 GMT -5
Are you seakin around Booky. Site tracker says you're offline.
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Post by liriodendron on Jan 26, 2007 21:49:28 GMT -5
What! I thought this was a thread dedicated to the stoopid questions that get stuck in cerebrum with no where to go. Oops Hey, that just happened to be MY stupid question. Any and all stupid questions are welcome here. Just remember, there are no stupid answers, just stupid questions.
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Post by brutus on Jan 27, 2007 6:10:28 GMT -5
What! I thought this was a thread dedicated to the stoopid questions that get stuck in cerebrum with no where to go. Oops Hey, that just happened to be MY stupid question. Any and all stupid questions are welcome here. Just remember, there are no stupid answers, just stupid questions. So then...what constitutes a stupid question? ;D ~B~
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Post by scotbrit on Jan 27, 2007 7:28:33 GMT -5
Well, Brutus,
That all depends on what you mean by a stoopid question doesn't it?
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Post by doctork on Jan 27, 2007 9:41:38 GMT -5
Gosh, I always thought there are no stupid questions, except the ones that you don't ask.
If you don't know, but want the answer, you should ask the question, right?
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Post by brutus on Jan 27, 2007 10:14:54 GMT -5
Well, Brutus, That all depends on what you mean by a stoopid question doesn't it? Well.............of course the meaning of "stupid question" would like within the ears lf the one who hears the question. No? ~B~
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Post by scotbrit on Jan 27, 2007 11:07:22 GMT -5
Out of curiousity, I wondered what would happen if I entered ino Google "Stupid Questions".
I wish I hadn't.
But here's a couple of good stupid questions:
Q: Did you catch that fish? A: No, I talked him into giving himself up. A: No, I was sitting here minding my own business when the crazy thing jumped into my pail. A: No, it's a plastic model to get people like you to start fascinating conversations.
Q: (from a woman just pulled over by a police officer) Did I do something wrong, officer? A: No, today we're giving tickets out for doing things right. A: No, I just got tired of lugging around these heavy summonses so I decided to give some of them away. A: No, I'm giving a ticket to this crazy street because it's going the wrong way.
Q: (from a waiter, to a husband and wife) Table for how many? A: A hundred and twelve -- we like to change seats every few minutes. A: One -- my wife will sit on my shoulders. A: I don't know -- I can't count that high, either.
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