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Post by Brit on Oct 16, 2007 14:54:02 GMT -5
When we are born, we are naked, wet, hungry and we get smacked on our arse. From there on in, life just gets worse.
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Post by michael on Oct 16, 2007 17:56:24 GMT -5
I have fond memories of the way it should have been.
Mike
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Post by joew on Oct 17, 2007 0:33:10 GMT -5
Nothing ventured, nothing lost.
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Post by Trusty on Oct 17, 2007 23:01:23 GMT -5
Behind every great woman is a great behind. ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by michael on Oct 17, 2007 23:42:40 GMT -5
Behind every great woman is a great behind. ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) Yes, and behind that is a man! Of course, depending on how great the behind is, one may not be able to see him.
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Post by Brit on Oct 18, 2007 12:27:50 GMT -5
The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed.
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Post by Trusty on Oct 22, 2007 6:29:05 GMT -5
A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.
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Post by Trusty on Oct 22, 2007 6:29:52 GMT -5
One good turn takes most of the blanket.
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Post by Trusty on Oct 22, 2007 6:31:30 GMT -5
You can lead a horse to water but don't push him in because nothing smells worse than a wet horse.
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Post by brutus on Oct 22, 2007 6:49:00 GMT -5
Doing a good job is like wetting one's pants, while wearing a dark suit. One gets a warm feeling, but no one notices. ![:-X](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/lipssealed.png) ~B~
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Post by Brit on Oct 22, 2007 6:54:16 GMT -5
Don't aspire to become irreplaceable.
If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
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Post by michael on Oct 22, 2007 17:25:20 GMT -5
Doing a good job is like wetting one's pants, while wearing a dark suit. One gets a warm feeling, but no one notices. ![:-X](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/lipssealed.png) ~B~ Until someone remarks "I think I smell pee"
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Post by Brit on Oct 22, 2007 17:28:34 GMT -5
Why does men's urine smell whilst women's don't?
It's getting late here. Goodnight folks.
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Post by joew on Oct 22, 2007 19:59:34 GMT -5
They don't eat asparagus?
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Post by slb2 on Oct 22, 2007 22:56:04 GMT -5
I see this is the Men's Playboy Thread.
Good. I'll back out of the garage now, boys. I know what you'd be looking at if I left face-forward.
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Post by michael on Oct 23, 2007 0:08:12 GMT -5
Why does men's urine smell whilst women's don't? It's getting late here. Goodnight folks. Because, only a man can safely pee on a camp fire; and boy does that stink.
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Post by michael on Oct 23, 2007 0:10:52 GMT -5
I see this is the Men's Playboy Thread. Good. I'll back out of the garage now, boys. I know what you'd be looking at if I left face-forward. Slb2, no matter how you exit the garage, I'll be watching you depart with longing in my heart (or a least somewhere near and dear to my heart). Mike
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Post by slb2 on Oct 23, 2007 0:14:10 GMT -5
Shhh! Michael, that's a fairly raw and sizzling declaration! ![:-*](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/kiss.png)
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Post by Trusty on Oct 23, 2007 8:08:37 GMT -5
Shhh! Michael, that's a fairly raw and sizzling declaration! ![:-*](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/kiss.png) Women who say they are going to leave the garage... ...never do. ;D And, men are happy about that! ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by joew on Nov 4, 2007 20:17:40 GMT -5
A dressing of a thousand islands starts with a single pickle.
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Post by Brit on Nov 5, 2007 13:43:02 GMT -5
Well! Blow me down with a feather! I always thought it was single fig-leaf! Oh, I learn so much from being on this site. ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by joew on Nov 6, 2007 13:17:44 GMT -5
A business trip of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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Post by michael on Nov 6, 2007 16:50:07 GMT -5
A thread of a thousand posts, begins with a word game.
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Post by Brit on Nov 6, 2007 17:55:21 GMT -5
Mike!
That is SO funny!
I love it!
Glass of Merlot for you!
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Post by Trusty on Nov 6, 2007 22:33:02 GMT -5
Without geometry, life is pointless.
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Post by Trusty on Nov 6, 2007 22:44:17 GMT -5
The fool in the handbasket Has no idea where he is going.
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Post by Trusty on Nov 6, 2007 22:48:22 GMT -5
There are 3 Kinds of People: Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't.
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Post by Brit on Nov 7, 2007 3:08:05 GMT -5
Some days we are the flies; some days we are the windscreen.
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Post by Seattle Taz on Nov 7, 2007 6:39:32 GMT -5
I do not suffer from madness. I enjoy every minute of it.
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Post by Seattle Taz on Nov 7, 2007 6:46:10 GMT -5
668: The Neighbour of the Beast.
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