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Post by mike on Oct 4, 2006 5:04:57 GMT -5
Make mine a double!
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Post by carolion on Oct 4, 2006 22:12:26 GMT -5
//Your're an organ donner//Mike
Is that in any way related to what happened at Donner Pass? Euwwww!
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Post by mike on Oct 5, 2006 4:15:08 GMT -5
Carolion, you may say "Euwww" now, but when one is starving to death, donner's organ may start looking pretty good. Catchup, mustard....
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Post by brutus on Oct 5, 2006 5:07:39 GMT -5
Don't forget the bun!!!
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Post by carolion on Oct 5, 2006 19:16:46 GMT -5
Back to our old trix. And no sysop to whop us.
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Post by brutus on Oct 7, 2006 23:33:13 GMT -5
Uhhhhhhhhhhh....falco??? Won't the church miss it??? ;-)
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Post by mike on Oct 14, 2006 17:56:49 GMT -5
It's the ultimate "It's all about me" statement.
No one will ask if you've got any spare change... especially when they see where you keep it.
Getting to close to the paper shredder could become an occupational hazard.
Strategic placement of ones name tag will be appreciated by all.
It's highly likely that you'll be left alone long enough to get your work done.
If the boss calls you into his office to discuss a raise... try not to rise to the occasion.
No more need to worry about what neck tie goes best with which shirt.
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Post by slb2 on Oct 15, 2006 0:52:14 GMT -5
Just thought of a silly story about nakedness. An on-line friend's husband was watching a movie with wifey, all cozy and such, as well as in the buff. They'd put a pizza in the oven and when the timer dinged, hubby went to get the pizza out. He put on oven mitts, opened the oven and leaned over to pull out the pan.
Too bad he didn't lower the oven door down all the way.
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Post by joew on Oct 15, 2006 12:48:04 GMT -5
BTW, can anybody explain why discussion of going to work naked is in the section dealing with "the exposure of hidden talents?"
Should it be part of "The Lives of the Chatterboxers?" Nah, I guess not.
Maybe advice.
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Post by slb2 on Oct 15, 2006 13:25:58 GMT -5
I've never gone to work naked, 'cept for cleaning the house sans clothing. And that time I couldn't resist some Cajun tune I heard before getting into the shower.
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Post by slb2 on Oct 15, 2006 13:28:08 GMT -5
and the way I dance is work, iykwim
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Post by jspnrvr on Oct 15, 2006 13:33:41 GMT -5
Speaking of naked and Cajuns, that's something you'll never see; a naked female Cajun accordion player.
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Post by slb2 on Oct 15, 2006 16:11:10 GMT -5
whooboy! what a picture! thanks for the laugh, jspn!  |
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Post by dwarnold on Oct 15, 2006 20:06:54 GMT -5
why will you never see that JAY???
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Post by jspnrvr on Oct 15, 2006 20:37:52 GMT -5
It's a girl thing; if you have to ask that question you wouldn't understand the answer.
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Post by dwarnold on Oct 15, 2006 20:49:15 GMT -5
Well I am completely lost now, lol. But I don't represent myself as knowing much about women!
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Post by brutus on Oct 15, 2006 21:58:44 GMT -5
 I'll explain it all when you're a bit older, ok?? Now run outside and play! ~B~
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Post by brutus on Oct 20, 2006 19:23:29 GMT -5
Wut?? Nobuddy wants to work nekkid anymore???
~B~
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Post by joew on Oct 20, 2006 22:27:59 GMT -5
Or maybe they have all the reasons they need.
But here's another. When it's raining, you don't have to take a shower before you leave the house.
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Post by slb2 on Oct 20, 2006 23:03:37 GMT -5
Brutskie, if you want me to work nekkid, just point your finger to the job that needs doing...
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Post by carolion on Oct 20, 2006 23:05:08 GMT -5
You know, sometimes - living at the country end of the village - I have this one little cotton knit dress that I wear with nothing under when it's summer-raining with no lightning and I just want to walk barefoot down the road and get rained-on all over, but with nobody bothering about thinking "Oh! There she goes and she's not only nuts but nekkid to boot!" and like that.
I can have my rainy naked good-feelin' fun and not be bothered. Ahhhhhhhhh.
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Post by brutus on Oct 21, 2006 9:16:34 GMT -5
You know, sometimes - living at the country end of the village - I have this one little cotton knit dress that I wear with nothing under when it's summer-raining with no lightning and I just want to walk barefoot down the road and get rained-on all over, but with nobody bothering about thinking "Oh! There she goes and she's not only nuts but nekkid to boot!" and like that. I can have my rainy naked good-feelin' fun and not be bothered. Ahhhhhhhhh.  To both slb and carolion!! ~B~ |
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Post by Gracie on Oct 21, 2006 13:34:34 GMT -5
You know, sometimes - living at the country end of the village - I have this one little cotton knit dress that I wear with nothing under when it's summer-raining with no lightning and I just want to walk barefoot down the road and get rained-on all over, but with nobody bothering about thinking "Oh! There she goes and she's not only nuts but nekkid to boot!" and like that. I can have my rainy naked good-feelin' fun and not be bothered. Ahhhhhhhhh. For me it's a long black silk tank dress...and that's it. Can't be seen through, and the feeling of silk next to skin is to die for. Especially if I'm walking barefoot...and it's raining. THAT'S heaven! |
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Post by brutus on Oct 21, 2006 16:08:39 GMT -5
You know, sometimes - living at the country end of the village - I have this one little cotton knit dress that I wear with nothing under when it's summer-raining with no lightning and I just want to walk barefoot down the road and get rained-on all over, but with nobody bothering about thinking "Oh! There she goes and she's not only nuts but nekkid to boot!" and like that. I can have my rainy naked good-feelin' fun and not be bothered. Ahhhhhhhhh. For me it's a long black silk tank dress...and that's it. Can't be seen through, and the feeling of silk next to skin is to die for. Especially if I'm walking barefoot...and it's raining. THAT'S heaven! Yer both makin' me sweat!! ~B~ |
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Post by carolion on Oct 21, 2006 19:33:07 GMT -5
Chuckle chuckle.
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Post by brutus on Oct 21, 2006 19:54:33 GMT -5
That chuckle was awfully evil! ~B~ |
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Post by mike on Oct 22, 2006 3:38:07 GMT -5
I've made up my mind
This is the time
My body is beautiful
So I'm gonna wear it to work
Smokin' bebe!
Tomorrow will be
A day to remember
The folks in the office
Are gonna see a new member
Oh Yeah!
Nude, naked, in the raw
I'll be strutting my stuff
We're talking shock & awe!
Don't need a reason to go to work naked - man!
'cause I'm there!
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Post by brutus on Oct 22, 2006 4:36:07 GMT -5
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Post by slb2 on Oct 22, 2006 13:01:19 GMT -5
What a scrumptious picture you paint, mike.
I almost want to go back to bed for some sweet dreams.
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Post by carolion on Oct 22, 2006 19:39:16 GMT -5
What about ink blots and lunch spills?
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Grumpy Member
I'll explain it all when you're a bit older, ok?? Now run outside and play!
To both slb and carolion!!
