Gut feeling! Humor! I get it!
Actually I'm only funny because I THINK I am.
But I'm an okay cook, 'tis true.
SO away we go........
Delta Cream Cheesecake
(2) 8 oz. pkg cream cheese, softened (mascarpone is even better if you can get it...)
(2) c. sour cream
(2) large eggs
(2) tablespoons pure vanilla extract
(1) c. granulated sugar, divided
(1) crumb crust (cinnamon graham cracker or butter cookie are our favorites here) pressed into a springform pan
Blend 1/2 c. sugar, 1 egg, 1 tablespoon vanilla extract and cream cheese until very thick and smooth. Spread over crust in pan and bake at 350 degrees for about 25 minutes. The top of the cake will be dulled and smooth, lightly puffed and may crack (it's okay if it does.) Blend sour cream with remaining sugar, egg, and vanilla and pour over hot cake. Turn oven up to 400 degrees; when it's reached that temperature, bake cake an additional 5 minutes. The edges will just begin to bubble when it's done.
You can make this in an ordinary pan and it turns out just fine, but it's easier to cut and serve if made in a springform. It's good chilled or room temp and it freezes beautifully (and yes, you can even eat it frozen!)
If you want it to be supercreamy, wrap the outside of the pan in heavy duty foil, then set it down into a pan of water and bake as directed.
and the cookies:
Butter Cookies
(2) sticks sweet butter, softened (do not substitute margarine here)
(1) c. vegetable oil (I usually use corn oil for these)
(2) large eggs
(1) c. granulated sugar
(1) c. confectioners' sugar
(1) teaspoon baking powder
(1) teaspoon baking soda
(1&1/2) teaspoons pure vanilla extract
(4&1/2) c. unbleached all purpose flour (or 4 c. all purpose and 1/2 c. rice flour, which gives an incredible texture)
Blend butter, oil, sugar and confectioners' sugar together until very creamy. Add eggs and vanilla and beat again until very light. Whisk together flour(s) with baking powder and baking soda and fold into butter mixture. Stir well and then smooth and press dough down tight (it looks just like homemade vanilla ice cream) and cover and CHILL OVERNIGHT. (Don't skip these two steps. For some reason, they're essential.) Shape into small balls (I use the purple ice cream scoop I got at Gordon Food Service--each color is a different size, and the purple one makes perfect cookies) and place on ungreased (I line the pans with parchment paper). Flatten lightly with fingertips and bake at 375 degrees for 8-10 minutes or JUST until cookies begin to turn golden around bottom edges. (If you let the tops brown, they will be crunchy, but if you bake as directed they are crisp without being hard.)
You can do many things with this recipe; wash with an egg wash and put an almond in them, as you said you liked (if you did this, I would use butter-nut vanilla extract to echo the taste and mouthfeel), or press a small well into each one (I use a 1/4 teaspoon to do this) and fill with seedless raspberry jam. You can use lemon or coconut extract in place of the vanilla.
Store tightly covered. These freeze well, IF you have any left over!